In His Image

The sailor and the priest were playing golf. The sailor was not very good at it, and uttered a loud "F**K, I missed!" each time he missed a shot.

The priest tolerated him for a few minutes but soon couldn't take it any more. "Do not swear thus, my friend, or God will punish you."

His words didn't make a difference; the sailor continued unabated. One after another, the sailor played badly, and followed up with, "F**K, I missed!!"

Again, the priest said, "Do not utter such profanities, or God will show you a sign."

It didn't help, and the next stroke missed was followed by a loud "F**K, I missed!!"

Suddenly, a bolt of lightning dropped out of the clouds and struck the priest dead.

A voice was heard from the clouds above saying, "F**K, I missed!!!" . 2008